CNN Breaking...News?

-The CNN interviewer struggling to decide what to call people from England. She settles on "Britains". Hilarious.
-The 30 second obesity discussion, wherein they show a gazillion clips of really fat people's asses at what appears to be a McDonalds. U.S.A.!
-The general condescension of the (British) scientist. He gets some good jibes in (we all carry guns, we're rich bastards, etc.) and suggests that a nationwide gut check is in order.
Is it me, or has CNN really embraced this whole "non-news" as news phenomenon?
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I saw that clip, I noticed that the Brits were walking on a crowed street and the Americans were just walking out of a fastfood joint with their lycra pants stretched to the limit carrying their super-sized for 39 cents more transfat loaded lunch. after which they finished their hour off work with a nice filtered Marlboro. Then jumps in the car to head back to sit at a desk until dinner time and do it all over again. Maybe with the price of gas we Americans might have to order off the $ menu
well, every time i shop at H&M, i decide that europeans(and curt) are definitely skinnier than I since even the XL coat is too tight on my stomach...
btw, the egg mcmuffin and hash browns i had for breakfast rocked!
I went shopping at H&M this weekend and appalled that I had to get 34 waist pair of jeans I asked one of the store clerks, "Hey, are do your sizes fit smaller or something?" And she looked at me up and down and said, "No, Americans are just fat." I was confused because she was American and fat. It was also my first and last time shopping at H&M until I lose my beer gut.
The Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal washed down with three PBRs probably didn't help my shopping venture either.
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