CNN Breaking...News?

Once again, CNN.com has outdone itself, managing to lower the news bar yet another notch.

Admittedly, I came this close to stepping off my soapbox after recognizing the 3 top stories I had visited before taking this screenshot (note the grey links). But on a day when Burger King is selling pot burgers and men are baking small puppies, what's a man to do?

And this is supposed to be the more globally conscious "International" edition.